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OFFICIALLY DEAD INSIDE™
by Meme Culture Industries
Los Angeles, California USA
Developed for The Internet
Copyright © 2025 Dead Inside Inc.
All Feelings Reserved (None Left)
C:\USERS\MILLENNIAL> status.exe
Loading emotional state...
████████████████████ 100%
ERROR: Feelings not found
WARNING: Existential dread detected
SUCCESS: Dead Inside™ installed
Press any key to continue being empty...
TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
• Processor: 0 Hz (No Processing)
• Memory: 0 MB RAM (Empty)
• Storage: Void HDD
• Graphics: Existential Dread™
• Audio: Internal Screaming
• Network: Disconnected
• OS: Windows Depression™
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
✓ Complete emotional bankruptcy
✓ Zero motivation installed
✓ Permanent exhaustion enabled
✓ Social battery depleted
✓ Coffee dependency v8.0
✓ Meme comprehension advanced
✓ Reality.exe has stopped working
Dead Inside™ - Feature Overview
v1.0
Void Mode
Experience complete emotional numbness
v2.0
Dissociation
Float through reality like a ghost
v3.0
Auto-Reply
"I'm fine" automatically deployed
📋 MEME COMPATIBILITY REGISTRY
✓ Big Mood
✓ Same
✓ Oof Size Large
✓ This Is Fine
✓ Why Am I Like This
✓ Can't Adult Today
✓ Social Battery: 0%
✓ Depression Nap
⚠️
Application Error
Motivation.exe has encountered a fatal error and needs to close. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Error Code: 0x00000000 (ALL_ZEROS)
Exception: Life has stopped responding
Module: Adulting.dll (corrupted)
Exception: Life has stopped responding
Module: Adulting.dll (corrupted)
Installing: Permanent Tiredness Suite
✓ Emptiness.dll installed successfully
✓ NoMotivation.sys loaded
✓ SocialAnxiety.exe configured
→ Installing: PerpetualExhaustion.com (87% complete)
Pending: HappiestVersion.exe (file not found)
Pending: GoodSleep.dll (incompatible)
Estimated time remaining: Forever
Your Life Properties
Type:Messy
Location:Unknown
Size:0 bytes of joy
Contains:Regrets, Memes
Created:Too long ago
Modified:Never improves
Accessed:Constantly judged
🔊 AUDIO MIXER
Internal Screaming
100%
Existential Dread
95%
Happiness
0%
💡
Did you know?
Dead Inside™ is now the #1 recommended state of being by 9 out of 10 millennials who just checked their bank account. Studies show that pretending to have your life together burns 3000 calories per day. New features include: advanced dissociation, auto-cancel plans, and the ability to exist on coffee fumes alone.
$iDEAD TOKENOMICS - SYSTEM.INI
TOKEN SPECIFICATIONS
Total Supply:1,000,000,000
Decimals:9
Launch Platform:Pumpfun
Tax Rate:0%
Status:● LIVE
C:\TOKENS\$iDEAD> launch.exe
Initializing dead inside protocol...
████████████████████ 100%
SUCCESS: Token deployed
WARNING: May cause extreme mood
TOKEN SPECIFICATIONS
Total Supply:1,000,000,000
Decimals:9
Launch Platform:Pumpfun
Tax Rate:0%
Status:● LIVE
C:\TOKENS\$iDEAD> launch.exe
Initializing dead inside protocol...
████████████████████ 100%
SUCCESS: Token deployed
WARNING: May cause extreme mood
DISTRIBUTION DETAILS
💀 100% Fair Launch
🚫 No Team Allocation
🔓 Liquidity Burned
✓ Contract Renounced
📊 Full Community Owned
🎯 Meme-to-Earn Ready
⚡ QUICK STATS
Holders: Increasing Daily
Liquidity: Locked Forever
Vibes: Immaculately Dead
Community: Based & Tired
💊 Launched on Pumpfun - The premier meme coin launchpad. Zero taxes mean maximum degen freedom. Built for the chronically online and emotionally offline.
STATUS
● Offline
MOOD
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ENERGY
0/100
HOPE
Not found
VIBES
Dead 💀
Copyright © 2025 Dead Inside™ Corp. | All Rights Reserved (None Exercised)
Version 69.420.0 | Build 404: Life Not Found
Document: Done (but at what cost?)
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